(Source: allison-chains, via lucid-psychosis)
irandomlythrowfridgesatpeople:
I’m pretty sure there’s a special place in heaven for these people
mY HEART
this made me cry
crying so hard
(via beautyschoolxdropout)
That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
(Source: jape-art, via jhenriangel)
(Source: geekisshowing, via your-local-butt-toucher)
one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect
(via your-local-butt-toucher)
![jonnovstheinternet:
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I hate my friends
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
(via your-local-butt-toucher)
I have this and it’s amazing.
(Source: cardboard-crack)
Superneutral
I was just going to scroll by but then I got the joke and burst out laughing
But seriously guys, just imagine them leading humdrum lives like ours.
Meeting people,
Doing things,
The usual business.
(via your-local-butt-toucher)
